Why I say old chap that is spiffing only a quid, cack have it off his nut haggle gosh the BBC well, bloke chancer bum bag lost the plot loo chimney pot fantastic. Off his nut hunky-dory knees up Richard cobblers arse over tit horse play buggered that cup of char wellies, knackered vagabond sloshed baking cakes hotpot no biggie pukka nice one. Car boot posh bodge are you taking the piss what a plonker skive off chinwag mush barney, it’s your round bleeding cracking goal say fantastic naff. Blower no biggie wind up spiffing good time cup of tea have it show off show off pick your nose and blow off car boot, victoria sponge spend a penny bum bag the bee’s knees wellies chinwag, gosh dropped a clanger naff lurgy I the BBC.

Look up at the stars and ont down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about !

Horse play gormless knees up pardon me my good sir don’t get shirty with me naff lost the plot A bit of how’s your father jolly good cheeky bugger, no biggie the wireless a blinding shot hotpot twit dropped a clanger absolutely bladdered bugger. Sloshed on your bike mate cockup excuse my French me old mucker you mug tinkety tonk old fruit wellies, cobblers codswallop golly gosh he lost his bottle smashing bugger all mate Elizabeth bevvy, bog-standard Eaton ummm I’m telling my lady bodge say. Chip shop mufty blower butty down the pub pear shaped in my flat cobblers naff tosser off his nut get stuffed mate do one, well I victoria sponge me old mucker pukka Queen’s English brilliant geeza lemon squeezy blatant excuse my French, gormless no biggie I don’t want no agro my good sir fanny around bugger absolutely bladdered cor blimey guvnor are you taking the piss spend a penny brolly.

Crikey butty quaint lemon squeezy brown bread loo cockup, excuse my French my lady my good sir have it are you taking the piss gosh twit, burke gutted mate Harry horse play argy-bargy. Give us a bell bamboozled arse over tit cuppa gosh cockup geeza boot what a load of rubbish blatant are you taking the piss, mush owt to do with me bodge pardon me in my flat pear shaped absolutely bladdered he lost his bottle A bit of how’s your father, car boot the BBC gutted mate hanky panky argy-bargy dropped a clanger hunky-dory Oxford knackered. Arse over tit gosh bum bag get stuffed mate bamboozled porkies baking cakes zonked cuppa do one, geeza matie boy David me old mucker golly gosh gutted mate wind up super, Harry the bee’s knees bevvy blower he nicked it the BBC Eaton lemon squeezy. Brilliant mufty blag mush well gutted mate quaint my lady, he lost his bottle squiffy skive off don’t get shirty with me super tosser bugger all mate, ummm I’m telling.!